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Insightful cricket comments
We won the first 2 ODIs in the series because of the balance of the sides.
The Black Caps have (including 12th man:
4 batsmen -
Jesse Ryder
Jamie How
Ross Taylor
Peter Fulton
3 All rounders -
Scott Styris
Jacob Oram
Daniel Vettori (c)
1 Wicketkeeper batsman -
Brendon McCullum
3 Bowlers
Chris Martin
Jeetan Patel
Michael Mason
1 Pirate -
Kyle Mills
England, on the other hand is made up of (including 12th man):
8 Pirates:
Ryan Sidebottom (Pirate captain)
Dimitri Mascarenas (1st mate)
Kevin Pietersen (2nd mate)
Alistair Cook (Ship Cook, obviously)
Ian Bell (Evil rat-faced cabin/crows nest boy)
Owais Shah
Graeme Swann
James Anderson
Phil Mustard
1 Stowaway:
Ravi Bopara
1 Captured Merchant Sailor:
Paul Collingwood (to give a respectable face and cute accent to their diguise as a cricket team)
And Draco Malfoy, poorly disguised as Stuart Broad.
Yes. This is what I do in my spare time.
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